Aha, it's finally here...

Now I finally get to share my book of sayings compiled through the years, created for your enjoyment, by my dyslexic friends. We're a great assortment of vultures, you know the type. We sit around, waiting for someone to say something stupid, then we pounce, tackle and beat it into the ground. Then we just , "Sit back and, "Relax-ah," (Mark) until the next one screws up. Ya gotta have tough skin to hang out with my gang but I wouldn't trade 'em for the world.

The original book is currently missing. It may be home in my keepsake box, it may have gone on a three month vacation, return trip, to TN but it also may be buried in the bottom of one of my purses. There's lots of memories and we can all tell you a story (they may not all match, but hey) for each addition made. With all the years at the camp, basement, multiple kitchen tables in multiple kitchens, road trips and wherever else we may have gathered, there has been some amazingly stupid things said, considering that we're a fairly intelligent lot.

The list is now residing in my current purse on the inside of an Export'A' cigarette pack. It was a tie for some time between Darcy and Colleen as to who had the most but Darcy has taken quite the lead. But don't let me fool you into thinking that they're the only holders of such honored titles, I've even had to add my own name to the list after a protest and overthrow. With such a word as, "disamappearing," I've gone down in the history of my own making. But due to the fact that we're all such vultures, not even Mitchell's safe.

This is just a taste of what's to come. I'm sure there'll be more to babble on about as time goes on but right now, Lost is coming on and apparently I need to see it. I'll be back...