Showing posts with label Song. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Song. Show all posts

Friday, December 1, 2006

It's a Festivus Miracle...

Well, it's now 12:34am., Dec.1st as I type this so it's beginning to feel like Christmas. My profile has migrated to the bottom of the page and doesn't seem to want to come back. We're supposed to be getting snow tomorrow and if the temperature drops like it's supposed to, this rainy drizzle will be flurries. Most of you aren't going to like what I have to say next... Yaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and Yippppeeeeeeeeeeee!

I paid a visit to the Skidd household tonight and while raving, we somehow got on the topic of the Christmas song, "The Twelve Days of Christmas." You never know where our conversations are going to go or where they'll end up. Somehow we got on to the Rickard's beer and the free glass (it really doesn't take much to amuse us, does it?) and a song began. I kept Liss up way past her bedtime but we figured 'er out and for your perusal, the grand unveiling, first time in the world, never before seen (or heard), new and improved, "Twelve Days of Christmas."

Feel free to sing along, you know you know how it goes...

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The Twelve Days of Festivus

*just in case you forget... a start*

On the First Day of Festivus My True Love Gave to Me...

A Free Glass With the Case
(where it all began)
Two Rum and Nog (don't forget to change to the second day)
Three Shots of Berries (the third day, a blue raspberry cocktail mix)
Four Shots Of Vodka (three + four + mountain dew = good drink mix)
Five Par - a - lyzers (oh yeah, fifth day... distracted by my favourite drink)
Six Pack of Alpine (if you don't get it by now, you never will)
Seven Days a Week (dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum)
Eight Pack of Bud Light (thank goodness for different amounts in beer)
Nine More Sips of Soju (I'll personally be passing on that one)
Ten More Grievance Airings (didn't think we'd forget Festivus, did you?)
Eleven Feats of Strength (log rolling anyone?)
Twelve Pack of Rickard's (we've now come full circle)

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Like I said, easily amused. Speaking of which, check out the comments. We were having so much fun with bananas, I thought a game might be fun and help give you guys something to do while you're at work. ;)